Ms. Know-It-All

I can totally imagine myself standing in front of your parents, an envelope with screenshots of your tweets on my hands with a sympathetic look on my face as I dish out all the dirt about their smart ass little baby girl. 

I’ve developed this bad case of hate towards you that I have come to a thought about sabotaging you to your parents and ruining your whole life that was actually cut out for you. I can’t wait to tell them how the child they raised turned into a piece of shit and how you go mushy with you little girlfriend on Twitter because you think it’s okay since you both graduated from high school already and I MOST CERTAINLY CANNOT WAIT to tell your mother how bad you dish about her online. 

We understand your situation, all of us have problems with our parents anyway. I sometimes find them annoying but, I still have enough respect and love to not bad mouth about them online, to give them a bad reputation. 

Because I’m matured enough to know what to post and what not to, I know better and I never forget the values I’ve learned from the ones who raised me. It doesn’t matter if you’re a great leader, that still doesn’t make you a matured person.

News flash, you are a senseless immature irrational insensitive desperate bitch. Yes, you suck. 

And by the way, you lose Twitter followers because all you tweet about is senseless hate and mushy shits. I still remember that one day when you got so desperate about getting followers that you decided to post some quotes and stuff. Tsk. You’re a low life. Keep it real, for Christ’s sake.

Advice: Stop being so negative about life. Some of my friends that follow you always ask me, “Why is she always in a bad mood?” maybe that’s the reason why they unfollow you because they’re sick of hearing about your worthless rants. 

Honey, I know you’re smart, use your head. :)

NOTE: I know, this is totally in bitch mode and might be uncalled for but she’s being too sure of herself, it hurts. Oh, and I’m listening to Somebody That I Used to Know by Gotye ft. Kimbra because you are indeed, somebody that I used to know. :) :) :)  Whoops, that would be reserved for another post. LOL